My motorized ball of fluff, You have golden eyes, pink ears, and a pink nose. But your long hair is white as winter snow And warms you like a fur coat. A flattened nose and baby teeth... When you run, it is... As though the carpet moves. You eat for a grown cat And drink the milk basin dry. Best when you play games... Biting, chewing, pouncing, Leaping on cat... Who thumps you, scolds you, or Chases you back to your place Where you simper and lick yourself In pleasure... My girl!!!
Long white hair sucking out the surrounding black... As for the first time in the day, you busy yourself. You sleep from morn to night... And only arouse yourself to digest your cream. Yes, you are a luxury cat... A scrumptious ball of fluff, Who hunts fantasies at evening. Have you still got the kitten in you? Can you chew and bite? Can you knead your claws along my back? You sit and stare for hours From the tops of cars... You know everything a cat ought to know And you love children; You can stare at them too for hours. You seem so wise... But do you have some kitten left? To play with kids and balls of string And twirl before my eyes? You love the sunshine... And roll on your back on our concrete path. To communicate your joy to the sun. Your are not just scratching your back. In the icy days of winter... You sit huddled in the sun's rays or Beside the heater at the top of the stairs. Your mind floats on a sunbeam. You just love the reflection... From the gold of your eyes To the gold of the sun.
Warm our laps.
Give us someone to talk to.
Help reduce high blood pressure.
Create a kindred feeling with other "cat people."
Turn common household objects into toys.
Make us more aware of birds.
Donate their services as alarm clocks.
Display daring acrobatic feats in front of our eyes.
Contribute to living a longer life.
Make a window sill more beautiful.
Keep mice on the run.
Make us smile.
Inspire poets and playwrights.
Teach us how to land on our feet.
Let us indulge our desires to spoil someone.
Make our homes warmer.
Remind us that life is mysterious.
Share with us the all-is-well purring experience.
Instruct us in the luxurious art of stretching.
Show us how to lick our wounds and go on.
Give us cool cartoon characters.
Make even an old worn couch look beautiful.
Open our hearts.
"A cat a day keeps the blues away."
"Ack!Phfft!Thptpth!" - Bill the Cat
"All of this generosity has made me tired!" * Cat
"Better make myself look *big*!" -- The Cat
"Cat!You're so gullible!" -- Lister
"CATFOOD?? You woke me up for a lousy can of CATFOOD?!
"Cats are independent, by which I mean smart." D. Barry
"Cats don't need any excuses..."
"Cats rule and dogs drool!" Sassy
"Cats, like butterflies, need no excuse." Heinlein
Did someone say fish? I haven't been fed all day."
"Did ya put the cat out?" "I didn't know it was burning"
"Don't ask." * Cat
"Everybody wants to be a cat!
"Get all the catnip you can."
"Go away, cat... You make me smile too much."
"God bless us cat lovers."
"I could have more fun in cat litter."
"I don't do mornings." Garfield the cat
"I was a cat in my other lives."
"I'm claiming all of this as mine!" -- The Cat
"If you would know a man, observe how he treats a cat."
"Meow culpa." (Never heard from a cat.)
"MEOW"..SPLAT.."RUFF"..SPLAT... (Raining cats & dogs)
"Never try to outstubborn a cat."
"No favor can win gratitude from a cat."
"NO!" to a cat means "Not while I am looking."
"Nothing the cats do surprises me anymore."
"Self, self, self, self, self!" The Cat
"Sleeping is my third favorite thing!" The Cat
"The cat was created when the lion sneezed." Arab Myth
"The cat's the only cat who knows where it's at!"
"The great open spaces where cats are cats."
"What do you mean you formatted the cat?"
"What now?" "The cat's eaten it."
"You're Awake!" * Cat
Cats know how we feel. They don't care, but they know.
Get the best seat in the house: move the cat
A purring cat & a glowing fireplace: The ingredients to make winter bearable.
*:*:*:*:My cat walks all over me:*:*:*:*
Dogs come when called... Cats have answering machines
Furball - a game cats like to play on the floor
PurrpetmeorIscratchyoureyesoutpurr: A common feline term
.....Cat \kat\ n; small, four-legged, fur-bearing extortionist
A cat could be man's best friend, But never stoops to it.
A cat is a friend who will never betray you.
A cat is all love and energy!!!
A cat never cries over spilled milk.
A cat is an extension of God.
A Cat is Easier to Train Than a Man
A cat is nobody's fool.
A cat: the universe's way of showing us perfection.
A cat: the universe's way of showing us purr-fection.
A cat will always sit on what you're trying to read.
A Cat's purr: mystery and enigma
A cat's purr: The rumble of peace in the animal kingdom.
A cat's purr: Most effective stress medicine known.
A cat's worst enemy is a closed door.
A cat: The only self-cleaning appliance in the house.
A cats way of keeping law & order: Claw Enforcement.
A closed door: An attack on a cat's personal freedom.
A dog is a dog, but a Cat is a Purrson!
A happy cat means a happy household.
A home without a cat is only a house.
A Whole Lot of Cats: Kitt N. Caboodle
Cats are quite good at domesticating humans.
A hard day? It's nice to come home to a warm cat.
Ah, I'm sorry sir, the cat's eaten it.
All cats are right.
All I need to know I learned from my cat.
An aquarium is interactive television for cats.
And on the 8th day, God created cats
Anything not nailed down is a cat toy.
Aren't cats just little furry balls of love?
As alert as a mouse at a cat show.
As anyone who owns a cat knows; No one can own a cat.
As busy as a one-eyed cat watching 2 mouse holes
C:\pet C:\pet\cat C:\pet\cat\ignore\human
Call my cat?! No, I just run the can opener...
CAT (n): 1. Furry keyboard cover 2. Alarm clock
CAT (n): A walking ego with fur.
Cat + unattended keyboard = Garbage all over screen
CAT - (kat') n. Dog with an attitude problem.
CAT ADVICE: Take some time to eat the flowers.
Cat are always more sarcastic than dogs.
Cat asleep on my shoulders: ONLY way to wear fur!
Cat bumper sticker: Life is hard, then you nap.
Cat fur expands to fill all available drives.
Cat Game #1: Hah - made you look!
Cat Game #2: Take up most room on bed.
Cat Game #3: Fit into the smallest space available.
Cat look #1 : You might *think* it's your chair but...
Cat philosophy - when in doubt cop an attitude!
Cat philosophy: Doesn't hurt to ask for what you want...
Cat philosophy: I am; therefore give me tuna.
Cat Problem: "Here kitty kitty!" gets annoying.
Cat quote: "Doesn't take much to entertain a human!"
CAT RULE #1: Get plenty of sleep so you can play at 4 am
Cat Toy (n):Any object on the ground.
Cat, n.: Lapwarmer with built-in buzzer.
Cat, n.: Small mammal with an attitude problem.
Cat...an attitude in fur!
CAT: (n) Walking ego with fur.
CAT: Climb Your Way To The Top. That's What Drapes Are For.
Cat: Companion in grace, beauty, mystery, & curiosity
Cat: Living poetry.
Cat: Murphy's way of saying "Nice Furniture!"
Cat: Ethereal music wreathed in mystery.
CATALYST n. an alphabetical list of cats.
Catastrophe: Award for the cat with the nicest buns.
Catlapse: Time between removal from a lap and waking
Catnip Research: Unfortunately Is Not Keeping Pace With Other Sciences.
Cats *are* the higher purpose of the universe.
Cats allow man the pleasure of caressing the tiger.
Cats ALWAYS have to be the center of attention.
Cats are companions. Dogs are slaves.
Cats are easier to train than kids!
Cats are easy to buy for.
Cats are easy to understand... if you're a woman.
Cats Are PEOPLE Too
CATS ARE PURRFECT!!!
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